· Unknown actress Gemma Arterton has been anointed as the newest Bond girl, with her agent confirming her "nice-sized role" in Bond 22, though it's still unclear whether her part will fall into the "superspy sexual conquest" or "extremely attractive, but sexually unavailable, Mi6 functionary" categories of 007-supporting females [THR]
· Members of the British Academy of Film and Television Arts are (preliminarily, at least) head-over-heels in blighty* love for Atonement, listing the Joe Wright adaptation 17 times in their awards longlist (a mere 15 options per category!) for the BAFTAS, an announcement that mostly serves to let the public know which movies have been pre-snubbed for their eventual nominations. [*We only put that in for the benefit of our readers who are driven insane by Varspeak.] [Variety]
· The studios and the DGA are taking their time "slow dancing" a "protracted tango" on their way to the upcoming commencement of contract talks, a courtship ritual the jilted WGA hopes doesn't quickly lead to quick, sloppy "fucking in the coatcheck room" negotiations that could set a bad precedent for writers. [THR]
· Lovable Access Hollywood mannequin Billy Bush will host this year's Flackies, the 45th annual conferring of the always-hotly-anticipated Publicist Awards. [Variety]













Comments
Couldn't she also be the "extremely attractive, but sexually unavailable, sexual conquest who also turns out to be working for the supervillain"? They've only used that trope four or five times in the last three or four films, so they're probably due.
Aren't there also two kinds of superspy sexual conquests - the one who dies for her association with Bond, and the one he gets to bang just before the final credits roll?
Why weren't Briony's awkward transgendered 20's nominated for a BAFTA as well?
"Nicely sized role" means she's a small C cup and can say "Oh, James" in a vaguely distinguishable European accent.
Her job is to merely "sell" Craig's prowess on screen, like one would have to for 2nd and 3rd tier leading men.
I foresee she will have a classy name like "Ms Сделайте влюбленность как тигр"...
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