· Jamie Lynn Spears: Pregnant and loving it! TV news reacts, and reacts, and reacts. Rounding it up. Nickelodeon's dilemma. The View weighs in.
· Is Schwarzenegger aching to slip back into his camo for John Matrix, the long-overdue Commando sequel?
· Kiefer, we're still waiting.
· One more chance to see Ashton Claus hump Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cougar.
· Bells and whistles continue to be added to the WGA and AMPTP's official web presences.
· It's official: The late night hosts are coming back, and so are Stewart and Colbert. They have been duly warned.
· Hey, why does Michael Jackson have masking tape all over his face? Oh, that's why.
· Eggnog aficionado Sherri Shepherd doesn't remember any passages in the Bible where it says you can't be a $1000-a-shot-drinking hot ho.
· Mike Malin tumbles from the Les Deux skylight like a starlet-banging Christmas angel.
· Introducing American Gladiators' former gay porn model.
· Facebook Status Updates: "CAA is...totally feasting on delicious take-out baby right now! Yumballs!"