Defamer
Thanks to Michael Jackson's new look, we got an answer to the question, "What would happen if a Jackie O. zombie and the hook-handed fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer had a secret love child who enjoyed smearing his face in honey and Corn Chex?" Now comes the answer to an even more confounding query: Why?
Michael Jackson has been forced to undergo emergency surgery after his lip burst and collapsed, according to reports.
A source said: "He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip collapsed."That mishap led an hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work."
Of the many scarifying memories experienced by young Blanket in his short life—worse even than being dangled from a German hotel balcony, or the time Jackson forced him to spend an entire day at the Magic Kingdom hiding inside a fluffy, cotton candy helmet—nothing will quite approach the moment he played a little too rough with his fragile parent, resulting in the boy standing back in helpless horror as he watched his father's face collapse to a seeping sound not unlike that of a deflating air mattress.
- Jackson's lip 'bursts and collapses' [digitalspy.co.uk]
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Jesus... that's crazy shit!
All I can think of is the scene in "Dead Alive" where the ear falls into the pudding...
Ew.
Make a funny face again, daddy!
For once I'm going to take the high road and refrain from speculation as to what "game" they were playing. I've always said that Jacko became a father on his lawyer's advice, ie "grow your own; it's harder for them to testify."
He'll never play the flute again.
The Magic Flute
Huzza for Blanket. No doubt this is pay back for the freak dangling him off the balcony like a fucking pinanta. Either that, or the kid didn't appreciate being fellated against his will.
His lip burst and collapsed? What was it filled with, Jello?
@Blackkeys: unicorn collagen.
Ugh, that poor kid must have nightmares! Reading about Michael Jackson's play time with a child resulting in a lip injury will be giving me my own nightmares for the next month.
I was kind of hoping that when his lip burst, his entire body would fly around the room backward as it deflated.
Look out Heston. Here comes Mathias and his Family.
"Michael Jackson has been forced to undergo emergency surgery after his lip burst and collapsed."
FORCED?! REALLY?! Okay, show of hands, who here would have to be forced to have surgery if their lip burst and collapsed? Anyone? Helloooo?
When Blanket is finally allowed into the world to see real people's faces, I imagine it will be something like that Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder."
Wanna be startin' Somemmmmmmmmmmphh! MPPHH!
They were playing The Ring.
"THIS is why we can't have nice body parts anymore!"
Dear God. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!! What's gonna happen as Blanket gets bigger and *really* lashes out? It's gonna be a cranial bloodbath!
Ha, remember the episode of South Park when blanket and MJ were playing "got your nose" and mj's fell off... his lip also burst in that episode. Life imitating art.
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