· Bravo to Queerty for unearthing the greatest YouTube witch-montage we've ever seen. OK, it's the only one we've ever seen, but it's still pretty damned awesome.
· Talk about seamless segues: Paris Hilton's nonexistent trip to Rwanda is not, we repeat is not for a reality show. She sincerely cares about the mission of compassion she isn't undertaking.
· "Scarlett Johansson gave boyfriend Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday." Run, Ryan, run! Before she turns you into a gnat!
· Kate Beckinsale won't be reprising her role as a vampire Death Dealer in Underworld 3, presumably because she'll be too busy riding around on her broomstick in tight-fitting clothing.
· Could Tina Fey be casting a spell that turns this NBC page's life into 30 Rock B-plots?
· And finally, we know we already linked to this, but in light of today's witchy theme, we thought it bears repeating.