While we were thinking back on the past year (OK, it's more like seven months or so) of Defamer, we came to this conclusion about what we'd like to see here in 2005: more possibly fake pictures of rising A-list actresses who've had sex with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator, barely covering up their surprisingly ample natural assets. Amazingly, Golden Fiddle immediately obliged this need. If anyone wants to clarify where this image originated (assuming, of course, it isn't some impressive Photoshop artistry), we're all ears. If it turns out to be from A Love Song For Bobby Long, we may even be willing to sit through two hours of John Travolta's bloated head chewing the scenery to conduct further investigation.

UPDATE: A reader informs us that it's a screen cap from a trailer for Bobby Long, which you can view here. Looks like we might have to endure Travolta after all.

• Scarlett Johansson Mystery Pic [Golden Fiddle]
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• Previously: But How Good Is Scarlett At Coloring Inside The Lines? [Defamer]