While Lindsay Lohan's previous swings at rehab were resoundingly unsuccessful—a stay at the Wonderland facility in Laurel Canyon led to a fatal curb-mauling, while Promises proved unable to prevent a 100 m.p.h. Denalijacking—there's always another, more exclusive celebrity detox facility ready to throw open their doors to any troubled, coke-pant-wearing starlet in need:

"The Insider" Online breaks news that LINDSAY LOHAN has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. According to sources within the facility, the 21-year-old star arrived this weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country's top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as MARY-KATE OLSEN and DAVID HASSELHOFF have reportedly sought treatment there.

Until now, Lindsay was previously being held for her own well-being in Los Angeles, in a safe place and far away from the paparazzi, according to Lohan family friend GINA GLICKMAN.

The facility's remote location is only an advantage: At rehabs set precariously closer to the Hollywood scene, guests can easily place a hushed, post-curfew call to 1-800 White Dot, and within the hour become the proud owner of an eight-ball tossed over an electrified fence in a balled-up coke-sock. Their website, meanwhile, suggests a peaceful and idyllic setting that might finally allow Lohan to conquer her assistant-stalking demons—assuming she doesn't get banned after kidnapping three other patients on the back of one of the Lodge's horses, leading them on a terrifying, high-speed chase to accost a substance abuse counselor who quit after deeming the actress a lost cause.

• LINDSAY LOHAN IN UTAH REHAB [The Insider]