A Defamer operative shared this recent run-in with bumper-bumping-due-to-bumping-up paparaccident-magnet Lindsay Lohan:

Um, last night the new brunette lindsay lohan came out of a bathroom stall at teddy's(new bar inside the roosevelt), i tried to go into it after, but alas there was someone still in there-a man! in the ladies room! with lindsay! what were they doing?

What do you think they were doing?! They were nurturing Mothership Earth through the highly principled and responsible practice of water conservation!

• Previously: A Million Little Lohans [Defamer]